When I was a young boy my great grandfather sat me down to tell me about the old ways. His cataract-filled eyes gazed up into the yonder and filled with tears as he told me about the time when we were the People who wandered the land.

‘Oh my child, how much we’ve lost since we divided ourselves from the earth: those long long days up at six a.m. to milk the goat, warming

Top 5 break-up lines

• lets end this shitty relationship, for both our sakes.
• I'm sorry, but you haven't been giving me pleasure for some time now.
• we should both stop pretending. Oh really? Well I've been pretending the whole time, but recently the strain has become too much.
• I've tried so hard to understand you but I just can't. With

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In the centre of Belgrade zoo is an amazing bronze statue. A muscular man straddles a lion, kneeling on its back, bending its spine and forcing its mouth open with both hands. It's a fountain: out of the lion's mouth pours a jet of water. The message is nice and clear: get the fuck down you miserable majestic magnificent animal and open your mouth for me. It's a good emblem for the

As predicted by Jaap Steinbrikker, visiting reader of Balkan Futurenomics at the University of Groningen, The Netherlands.

In the year 2042 Serbia achieves membership of the “Global Community”, and its people are finally allowed to jump and frolic freely in the grassy meadows of life . The following things happen.

IN THE YEAR 2042:

1. In Hollywood all film

It will happen over the next five years, and it will start with professional women from their mid 20s to their late 30s and gradually filter downwards. The conditions are absolutely right. Look around you at any party. On one side you find animated women, diversely dressed, marking their personalities with their appearance. The hair – some bright red and short, some long and natural, some curled, some ironed, some bobbed, some coiffed; the clothing – their bodies are enlivened with colour, or shrouded in black, accessorized by gold, sequins or bright plastic.

And on the other side,