Let me sum up the NATO bombing in one sentence: An intervention with intent to depose a dictator after which both sides declared victory and the dictator stayed on power. 

Since evoking memories of NATO bombing of Serbia seems to be in fashion this March not only on this blog, I've chosen not to keep my two cents for me. Some of the bloggers have even talked about this topic in an almost sentimental manner. So, let me give you my personal account of the events.

In contrast to my then-girlfriend, I feared military police and getting drafted more than tomahawks

Izazivam lančani sudar na putu ka Berlinu,

Žurio na Krojcberg da upoznam curu finu,

Kaže, svira violinu, naručuje kafu,

Ja se malo snebivam, pa udaram po vinu

Da zaboravim na slupan auto

I šta će da mi radi osiguranje,

Šarmiram violinistkinju, pokazujem znanje.

Pričam viceve o Mocartu, dosetke o Betovenu,

Pa brzo menjam temu kad me pita o Šopenu.

Tu nam se pridružili simpatični studenti arhitekture,

Iz Beograda, tu na praksi, stalno nekud jure.

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