Funniest Sites About Serbs (in English) | B92 Blog http://blog.b92.net/blog/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Rosemary Bailey Brown sr http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss rss@b92.net rss@b92.net Blog A-JE! RSS generator v0.3 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:41:54 +0000 http://blog.b92.net/user_stuff/avatars/mali/247/10247.jpg Rosemary Bailey Brown http://blog.b92.net/ 50 50 Re: Disturbing http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k71742 Uncyclopedia has a humoristic trait.
The "You know you're Serbian..." site is stupid in addition to being written by someone who doesn't know how to spell. ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:09:53 GMT Mama Mijata http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k71484 a ti nsarski nisi u ns? pa menjaj nick onda sto dovodis u zbunu puchanstvo? :)) ja mislio ti sa zekom u ns razgonish turke na buljuke :)))

Neee, nisam u ns! Ja sam zauzeo "stratesku poziciju" da branim ovu stranu Atlantika od najezda nacosa:)

Ali, kad sam procitao ovu bozanstvenu repliku na "Utisku Nedelje":

Bećković: Branko, vi ste bili danas tamo?

Radun: Da, bio sam i ja, iako ja nisam baš tu učestvovao u tom delu, ja sam bio malo iza...

Bećković: Vi ste bili sa one druge strane...

Radun: Ne, ja sam pio kaficu kao posmatrač, analitičar.


Onda sam shvatio da i ja treba da srkucem kaficu i sebe proglasim za posmatraca "stratega". Generala, takoreci. ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:06:24 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Hilarious http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k71467 rosy, did u like my poem? the fatherlend? i mean.. my translation? :) rest of guys did not.. jelaousy..
Nooo, we liked it! I almost fell from my sofa of laughter while reading it - things like "deep scars of its pretty chick", "obscyre centyries", "beautiful bones", "prepare the ambush for their grandsons" etc :)))

Nice of you to cheer us up :) ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:41:57 GMT vucko http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k71444 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:18:46 GMT codex_casti http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k71440 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:15:42 GMT codex_casti http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Otadzbina - Djura Jaksic http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k71429 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:09:01 GMT codex_casti http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70799 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:31:24 GMT Atomski mrav http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70728 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:17:27 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70691 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:40:27 GMT Rosemary Bailey Brown http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70453 It helps if you have your own hospital.

QED - surgeon-businessman ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:18:18 GMT oldtajmer http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ A question... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70356
I've been meaning to ask you something for some time... what is your husband's family name - Bailey or Brown? :) ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:03:31 GMT Atomski mrav http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ your blog http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70316 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:35:39 GMT Slobodan Cagic http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ _ http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70258 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:10:48 GMT d j o l e http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know you are Serbian http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70257 Kuma? You mean godmother?! :)
one who, apart from being the first one up on a loosen table in high heels, is dressed in the most provocative way at the wedding ... either in an ultramini skirt, or in a dress with ultralarge decolletes from up and bellow ... or both, if wedding is really good ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:10:11 GMT d j o l e http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Ok, I tried to read the first one http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70232 You know you're American if you always eat when offered free food.
Hey Sharski, this goes for Serbs as well. Here is an advice for you, or anyone else who is considering what to do when they return to Serbia, do not start a ‘all you can eat’ type a restaurant, you know, like buffet, or ‘all you can eat cevapcici for…’ it’s just not going to work
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To Rosemary - try and catch the show, its on comedy central, dont know exactly when, i tend to download it (i)legally:)... ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:03:10 GMT Spira87 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70122 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:00:29 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70103 They attach healthy attributes to almost every fruit and vegetable. ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:41:27 GMT s56a http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70099
nsarski
Heh,like you would know!:)) (He is a surgeon, my man).
nsarski
It helps if you have your own hospital.

Nenad, Google and myself found only famous Dragan Svrakic with the same profession as your current! I have no doubt that there are a lot of patients in Serbia but I am not sure about their paying capabilities? I hope you are not playing internet psyho games here
]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:33:40 GMT s56a http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70097 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:31:22 GMT Rosemary Bailey Brown http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70094 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:27:10 GMT Rosemary Bailey Brown http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70060 And she said: "Well, I don't know, but every time I go to visit Russian immigrants, they claim that it heals everything. If they have a headache, or a toothache, or coughs, or pain in their knees, or any ailment whatsoever, they would just wrap a cabbage leaf to the place (I can just imagine a person with a huge cabbage leaf around their head) that hurts, and sit like that waiting to be healed. It's a miracle! I've never heard of that before!".
So, what do you say? It's the Russian thing, you wouldn't understand.
The solution? If you get burnt, just put a cabbage leaf on the place, and go on with your life! ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:36:27 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70050 Who says that Serbs arent creative- from a blog making fun of them (us), we came to inventing stuff:))) ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:22:44 GMT Spira87 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70046 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:12:08 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70038
nsarski
I was talking to a Mexican friend some time ago, and told him about Serbians having problems with American faucets. On the faucet, there are usually letters "H", for Hot, and "C" for Cold. Well, an average Serbian, when they see "H", they think it stands for "Hladno" (Cold in Serbian), and they get burnt. Of course, they start swearing at the God damn faucet that is "wrongly labeled".
This friend started laughing and told me that Mexicans have the same problem in reverse. When they see "C" (= Cold), they think it stands for "Caliente" (Hot in Spanish), and complain that they never get the hot water, even though they are using "C" faucet! And, of course they start swearing at the faucet for being "labeled the wrong way".
To each their own.
Of course, you can solve the problem by reversing the labels, so that C would give hot water, and H would give cold water, and both Serbians and Mexicans would be happy. Obviously, Americans may have to say something about the new design:))

Or just make an universal faucet with blue for C and red for H, and nobody can "get burnt" :)
]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:04:17 GMT Spira87 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70013 I was talking to a Mexican friend some time ago, and told him about Serbians having problems with American faucets. On the faucet, there are usually letters "H", for Hot, and "C" for Cold. Well, an average Serbian, when they see "H", they think it stands for "Hladno" (Cold in Serbian), and they get burnt. Of course, they start swearing at the God damn faucet that is "wrongly labeled".
This friend started laughing and told me that Mexicans have the same problem in reverse. When they see "C" (= Cold), they think it stands for "Caliente" (Hot in Spanish), and complain that they never get the hot water, even though they are using "C" faucet! And, of course they start swearing at the faucet for being "labeled the wrong way".
To each their own.
Of course, you can solve the problem by reversing the labels, so that C would give hot water, and H would give cold water, and both Serbians and Mexicans would be happy. Obviously, Americans may have to say something about the new design:)) ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:35:47 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ You know u are Serbian when.... http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70007 And another thing, i really dont know what is the problem with confronting our own "habits and ideals", some of u people may be insulted when reading all these things but to me it is rather funny(of course there are some stupid ones like "wearing black socks"...I dont know if any of You have seen, or had the opportunity to see "Mind of Mencia", a TV show on Comedy central, hosted by Carlos Mencia... when u see that kind of humour, u would not be insulted any more....Rosemary correct me if im wrong (of course, only if u had seen the show:)) ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:21:16 GMT Spira87 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Ok, I tried to read the first one http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k70002 One anecdote: when I was about 11? we were visiting our relatives in the village during the summer vacation, and the locals were shocked that I "still" (their words) don't smoke or drink rakija at that age; what was wrong with me? (insert that shocked smilie with his jaw dropping), and my father acted very apologetic in front of them.

This is absolutely ridiculous.
What is the message of this anecdote?
]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:10:07 GMT Kum Djole http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k69997 You Know You're an American When You Look at a World Map and See This.

]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:02:22 GMT Kum Djole http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k69994 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:59:20 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Ok, I tried to read the first one http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k69956
Oh, OK, here is one!: You know you're American if you always eat when offered free food.


You know you're American if you think this is hilarious! :)

After all, I know that many of you thought that the movie like "Borat" was hilarious, and you laughed your heads off watching it. I, personally, think it is a rather tasteless film making extreme ridicule of others - many others, including Americans.


I agree. That movie was so retarded, I could not sit through it (even though I paid for it And I used to be a fan of "Da Ali G Show" back in the UK. ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:11:38 GMT oldtajmer http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Otadzbina - Djura Jaksic http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k69950 preveo ili ti prepevao.. moja malenkost.. uz boziju pomoc.. codex od chasti

pa mogao si bas da nadjes neki bolji prevod
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Unless he was a surgeon-turned-businessman in Serbia... ;-) ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:01:51 GMT oldtajmer http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: You know you are a Serb http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k69946 http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 16:53:29 GMT oldtajmer http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/ Re: Not funny http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#k69908 like you would know!:)) (He is a surgeon, my man). ]]> http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/#komentari Sun, 07 Oct 2007 16:00:55 GMT nsarski http://blog.b92.net/text/1027/Funniest%20Sites%20About%20Serbs%20%28in%20English%29/