Nemam Nista Da Prijavim Za Carinu...

... osim svog genija...

Rece jednom jedan irski pisac i pesnik, a usput promrmlja i jos ponesto...

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

I can resist everything but temptation.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

Nothing irritates more than seeing yourself in other people.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Blindly believing in the strength of your argument is a way of showing that you have no argument at all.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.