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Hugh Griffiths
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Vojo's viagra: same old, same old

It may be just me, but there seems to be something inherently wrong with so-called “people’s protests” which are in actual fact not organised by the people themselves, but by those working in state institutions.

 

Slobo used them to great effect in the late ‘80s, bussing in the confused, ignorant and fearful for the yoghurt revolution and similar managed pantomines that collapsed autonomous governments in Vojvodina and Kosovo presaging the years of misery that followed.

Then, as now, the “people’s protests” were orchestrated for internal political gain by conservative demagogues manoeuvring against domestic opponents in a bid to retain power in Belgrade.

But history repeats itself, as tragedy or farce. And at the “people’s protest” this evening, Vojo K. clearly got his rocks off from a crowd, that based on organisers' claims, was larger than the number of people who actually voted for him at the last parliamentary election. 

There was the characteristic fiddling and wailing, but the number of supporters was more than Vojo has been accustomed to in recent years and it showed.

There are some lovely pictures of him on the B92 gallery. Arms akimbo or suit buttoned down, when he smirks, there’s a bit of the elderly Elton John about him in one , and Italian demagogue/amateur opera singer in another.

As in Slobo’s time, the speeches harked back to World War II, with Vojo’s stablemate, Tomislav Nikolic implicitly comparing the US and EU states recognising Kosovo to Adolf Hitler. Old Nik even showed a bit of leg, issuing vague threats hinting of violence, which nevertheless somehow lacked the colour and sincerity of his boss.

One of the most glaring untruths, obvious to even the partially sighted, was visible when Nikolic declared that “Today we are all the same, today there are no differences”. This, despite the fact that the president of the Republic was not present, together with the representatives and activists from the democratic block which at the last elections took more votes than old Nik and Vojo’s mob could pull together.

Nikolic also told the crowd that they had “organised a rally that Serbia has never seen before.”

Now, the radicals were not much in evidence on October 5, 2000, but you would think that someone might have told him how many people were in front of the parliament that day, and what they did back then.

Similarly, for Djindjic’s funeral, it’s unlikely that the gravedigger was amongst the invited guests, but he could have heard about the hush emanating from the crowds that day, and of the dignity, collective sadness and genuine sorrow.

In addition to the mis-placed rhetoric of the night, the dilligence of law enforcers left something to be desired and Vojo will have some difficulty explaining to the US government and others in the coming days why the police, under his party’s control, posted no guards at the US embassy, subject to one attack already and quite clearly the most obvious target in town.

Attacking US embassies is nothing new, but for a government to post no police to guard it on the most sensitive day in the past seven years, while  providing, in effect, the looters with a holiday and free transportation to expedite their activities, must be a first in the annals of anti-Americanism.

I mean, if you want the US embassy sacked, you should have the balls to say so out loud to the crowd, and if you don’t, then this is a case of massive incompetence.

Either way, Vojo has shot himself in the foot once again, as nationalist organised events once again end up portraying the cause in a negative light.

In defence of the vast majority of demonstrators, they went on to church and not the embassy. The problem is that these kind of “people’s protests” have unintended consequences which most decent people in that crowd and the vast majority who stayed at home, would most likely not wish on anyone.

And while the police defended B92 and eventually took on the rioters, the fact remains that those who bear most responsibility for the violence are these ageing men like Ilic and Vojo who’ve acquired a taste for a viagra the kind of same old, same old that Slobo first discovered back in ’87.

 





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KafaJeGotova  22:56 21.02.2008
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but...

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Either way, Vojo has shot himself in the foot once again

will he ever decide to aim a bit higher?! his head, for instance? i'll accept even metaphorically.
   
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Hugh Griffiths  23:01 21.02.2008
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Re: but...

well, one could never condone violence on a b92 blog, even of the self-inflicted variety, but I am sure there is other medication he could be prescribed that would allieviate his condition. Think prozac would be enough?
   
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KafaJeGotova  23:16 21.02.2008
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Re: but...

self-inflicted = freedom of choice... + a greater good.
do they produce a horse dosage of prozac?
   
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Hugh Griffiths  01:38 22.02.2008
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Re: but...

KafaJeGotova
self-inflicted = freedom of choice... + a greater good. do they produce a horse dosage of prozac?


not that I am aware of, perhaps whatever they are giving Britney at the moment?
   
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lush  23:20 21.02.2008
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Ilic

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I mean, if you want the US embassy sacked, you should have the balls to say so out loud to the crowd, and if you don’t, then this is a case of massive incompetence.



No, it's a case of democracy - at least that's what our minister said yesterday
   
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Hugh Griffiths  01:46 22.02.2008
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Re: Ilic

if Ilic's remarks served as inspiration for the democracy activists at the US embassy, I'm wondering if his deputy's remarks that B92 would "end up like TV Bastille" might be in some way connected to the efforts of rioters to get to the B92 building later on? Shurely shum mishtake?
   
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stephen dedalus  04:05 22.02.2008
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Re: Ilic

funny thing is that Ilic's son in law at least used to work in that same embassy. maybe his son in law complained to Ilic that he was overworked, so Ilic figured out that, if the building is torched his son in law would get a few days off?
anyway, aren't the US building a new embassy anyway? Serbia lost a lot because of this, but the biggest losers are in fact the insurance companies.
   
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AidaPalestine  23:44 21.02.2008
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As good as it gets

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Good one Hugh...

I just wish the Balkans had some better politicians to offer than people we see on our screens, life would be so much easier....

   
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KafaJeGotova  00:20 22.02.2008
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Re: As good as it gets

AidaPalestine
Good one Hugh...I just wish the Balkans had some better politicians to offer than people we see on our screens, life would be so much easier....

there was one, but balkan didn't want him. there still are, but balkan still doeasn't want them
   
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Hugh Griffiths  01:35 22.02.2008
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Re: As good as it gets

some in the Balkans didn't want him, others didn't realise how much they did until he was taken away.
   
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Hugh Griffiths  01:37 22.02.2008
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Re: As good as it gets

yes, you could say the same about a number of regions, but so close to home makes it all that more painful.
   
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mikimedic  00:15 25.02.2008
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Re: As good as it gets

OOOhhhhhh

Aid the Palestine, and Hugh are back.....

Hughey... u still owe me few comments from your last blog... I was betting that not even you could be so shameless to post another wihout clearing the last....

but no, Hughey u set new limits when shamelessness is defined. You beat George and Ms. Pirinac together....
   
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quickspace  01:13 22.02.2008
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...

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All so sadly true, mate! And all this only 8 yrs after 5 Oct!

Masses of kids under 23 who have no memory of the 90s, combined with transitional loosers who are in abundance in this socially unjust society, provide an implosive capacity that could engulf serbia, and we're dancing on the edge at the very moment...

us and eu should now put tadic in position to choose between going head on with the pro-eu course with their direct and tangible support, even at the price of elections, or... no inner strength to bring about that change (determination) within now seriously decadent, but still salvageable DS.


yrs,
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Hugh Griffiths  01:33 22.02.2008
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Re: ...

As long as there are people like you around, d, and your friends, there is hope.
   
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man ray loves me  01:40 22.02.2008
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alert, alert, voja's out in public !

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italian demagogue/amateur opera singer

i thought so too. the looks of it is 'hills fill my heart with the sound of music', but the soundbite is more in the line of 'mussolini for dummies'.
my favorite moment of the show:
voja goes: [they say when we surrender kosovo] we will live better ...
the crowd goes: boooooooo, booooooooo...
   
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Hugh Griffiths  01:54 22.02.2008
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Re: alert, alert, voja's out in public !

man ray loves me
italian demagogue/amateur opera singeri thought so too. the looks of it is 'hills fill my heart with the sound of music', but the soundbite is more in the line of 'mussolini for dummies'.my favorite moment of the show:voja goes: [they say when we surrender kosovo] we will live better ...the crowd goes: boooooooo, booooooooo...


the scene you re-create involving Vojo makes me think of another pantomime character. Widow Twanky. Wikipedia doesn't really do justice to the visual image, but perhaps you have a similar character, that has been gracing stages for longer than he.

"Oh no you're not"

Crowd: "oh yes you are"
   
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man ray loves me  16:41 22.02.2008
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Re: alert, alert, voja's out in public !

I don't know what you're on about. Who's this Widow Twanky? What does she do?
There is a famous schizzo scene in 'Balkan Express' with Bora Todorovic. He's a small time crook/brass band musician in WW2, and a German policeman is trying to interrogate him after some trouble he made. He's trying to guess what kinda answer the German's expecting. It goes like:

-You, halt ! Are you a musician?
-Me, a musician? Nooo....
-I ask you again - are you a musician?
-Yes, of course I am. What did you think?
-So you are?
-Me? Not in my lifetime. Do I look like one? etc etc...
   
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Hugh Griffiths  21:02 22.02.2008
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Re: alert, alert, voja's out in public !

Widow Twanky appears in pantomime as a woman (but normally played by a man) He speaks in a very high voice and talks in innuendos while hanging out her underwear. Widow Twanky wears alot of rouge normally and has cushions or padding to make her breasts and bottom look bigger. She talks about the possibility of having sex alot/defending her honour, but it never happens, because it is pantomime.

Re: films, do you know where I can get hold of a copy of Balkan Spy? My mates in Belgrade said I should watch it but I couldn't find it in the local DVD hire shop.
   
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man ray loves me  21:40 22.02.2008
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Re: alert, alert, voja's out in public !

I think you can find it here (they're a store and a rental). But I don't think there are subtitles on the official dvd. There are some subtitles on the internet, though.
Also, my favorite, Varljivo leto 68.
   
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Vodzo Modzo  14:06 22.02.2008
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Directly from Vojo Mojo

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Vojo is nothing without a Mojo. And THAT Vojo ain't gotta Mojo, I can tell ya that! I ain't giving him no Mojo!!!
   
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Hugh Griffiths  21:03 22.02.2008
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Re: Directly from Vojo Mojo

then Vojo will Train In Vain.
   
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Hugh Griffiths  21:56 22.02.2008
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Re: Directly from Vojo Mojo

sorry, that was too obscure perhaps. "Train in Vain" as in the Clash. Which is good Belgrade street music, when you have something to fight against as opposed to a Nike shop to loot.
   
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AidaPalestine  19:33 01.03.2008
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Smt new?

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Time to write something new Hugh....
   
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AidaPalestine  17:13 08.03.2008
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Vojo quit!

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Keeps on plotin', the old man..... Hugh, say a word or two...
   
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Ivan Epstajn  01:38 30.05.2008
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please Hugh

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not Elton!

He's a Mick Jagger lookalike... definitely. slightly overweight, though...

If Mick decided to turn Elvis, you would get Kostunica.

Elton's a beauty queen... still, I can imagine Vojislav of the DSS singing Candle (with all due respect) in the Wind.
   
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