For the next several days, I will be ensconced behind the Great Firewall of China and untouchable by Facebook, Google, YouTube, and 2,700 other websites which the People's Censor has deemed to be unbrowseable.
Iran, Vietnam, and North Korea are also on the list of blockers, but I think it is just me-too-ism.
The problem, as you might well imagine, is a weighty one. For these dark days, I will not know how to LIKE anything. I will be unable to share. I will, moreover, be unlikeable as well. Even more than usual, that is. Without Facebook, how will I know when to ROFL?
(Has anyone actually rolled on the floor laughing before? Show of hands...)
If I cannot share, people will understand that I don't WANT to share and mark me down as stingy and selfish. When I am at dinner, my host may ask me if I like the Thousand Year Old Eggs and Stinky Tofu. And will have nowhere to click!
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