Gay Internet Cruseder Pt. 1

 Hi there,

First I have to say that I'm a 25 year old Serbian white man.
I am on a spiritual crusade on the internet. And yes, I'm gay.

A funny thing happened to me when I was collecting dandelions one day in Central Park. Two tour participants were undercover city Park Rangers. They had used marked bills, surveillance cameras, and walkie-talkies to infiltrate the group. When I ate a dandelion, the entire Parks Enforcement Patrol converged on my group, and I was handcuffed and arrested for removing vegetation from the park. But after I was fingerprinted, they couldn't hold me. I had eaten all the evidence.