Survives 5 days in pants

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.

Limp, exhausted pecker survives 5 days in pants

Raises head when hunter’s wife opens fly.

Neither total negligence nor five days in a pants could slay this pecker.

When the wife of the hunter who shot it opened the fly, the pecker lifted its head, giving her a scare.

She freaked out and told her husband to take it to the B 92 Blog right then and there.