Be Like Putin

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Sexy Putin

Ok. This is my attempt to prove that I am able to blog in English, and also to outshine Jasmina’s Blog-related prominence, in that matter.

Vuk Draskovic would probably say: The frog lift her legs in the air when she saw the horse getting new quadruplets of shoes.
Before you get all critical on my ass (cute I might add), I must say that I never learned English in school. I never had a private sexy young English-lingo tutor (which I’ll regret till the day I die).

As you can see, I returned from the Monastery as good as new, freshened up and ready for a new begin.

But the trouble is that I have a little problem to find the adequate subject for my first blog written in English… It should be something special….hmmm… Sex?

After a week spent behind the walls of the Monastery, I got a little bit sick of sex – and that is the reason why I left the Holy place.

Politics..? No thanks, I do not have enough energy to write about the sick bustard Velja Ilic, or that blob of a snob Kostunica, or, for that matter, Mr. Egomaniac-divine, Tadic. But I could find within, just enough strength left to write about that Mr. Pervert, Vladimir, alias, Vladimir Putin.

Sexy Putin

You all know that I adore Russia, that I dream about living in Moscow and that Vladimir Putin is my favorite sick-O of all the sick bastards out there.

However, after I have seen his newest editorial in some gay magazine titled “Please don’t jerk off on my photos”, I can only say that he is my new personal hero.

If you look at his pictures closely enough, you can see a sub-message in his eyes “All men want to be me, and all ladies want to date me” – and this is so fuckin’ true.

Putin took his shirt off when he was vacationing with Prince Albert of Monaco somewhere in the Siberian Mountains – two men alone in the Siberian Mountains? How convenient! Maybe it’s a Russian version of “Brokeback Mountain”? But, who is mounting whom?

Sexy Serbian Stud

Big Russia Vs. small Monaco!? The answer is so obvious.

But unfortunately, Serbia ‘has a horse for this race’. If you counting on Tadic – you are mistaken…

Who is Serbia’s icon of a ragged-men-holiness, who has that extra somethin’, somethin’, we all luv 2 luv??

But of course, there can be only one – Vojislav Kostunica, The Main Baya (pardon my French).

Can you imagine Kostunica shirtless? Come on, it’s not so hard... I must say that I have a desire to see Voja’s hairy tities.

And I will use this opportunity to call on Vojislav Kostunica to go fishing and to take sexy photos, exclusively, for the Queeria blog audience. But who would be the perfect companion for this Serbian version of “Brokeback Mountain” with Voja the hunky madafacka?

I will very much appreciate your suggestions regarding this crucial issue (in Serbian pls, I do not have the energy to blog in a different language, except maybe in Russian...hmmm...Putin on my mind…shirtless...AGAIN been there done that, move on!)

Yours truly,
Predrag M. Azdejkovic (Special thanks to Steva)

www.queeria.com

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Olga Medenica 21:54 22.08.2007

DarlinK

U R 2 horny.

Queeria 21:57 22.08.2007

Re: DarlinK

Always ultra :)

sun_to_rock 21:57 22.08.2007

Yes, of course,

Come on, it’s not so hard... I must say that I have a desire to see Voja’s hairy tities.

to see if it burns :)

Queeria 22:03 22.08.2007

Re: Yes, of course,

sun_to_rock 22:07 22.08.2007

Re: Yes, of course,

It's totally disgusting! Brrrrr

ervetor 22:09 22.08.2007

Re: Yes, of course,

Hey Baby, come to Butt-Head...

bobo 22:07 22.08.2007

Opa!

But who would be the perfect companion for this Serbian version of “Brokeback Mountain” with Voja the hunky madafacka?

Queeria 22:39 22.08.2007

Re: Opa!

Wrong Choice... Voja će da bira iz sopstvenih rodova... Jok stranci

bobo 22:47 22.08.2007

Re: Opa!

Queeria
Wrong Choice... Voja će da bira iz sopstvenih rodova... Jok stranci

Ja mu dala perfect companion a on nek vidi :)

pinnochio 00:50 23.08.2007

Re: Opa!

bobo 22:11 22.08.2007

:))

Can you imagine Kostunica shirtless? Come on, it’s not so hard

hehehe

man ray loves me 22:32 22.08.2007

voja's companion

Are we talking Bakarec?

Queeria 22:38 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

BINGO

man ray loves me 22:40 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

I know my dss. As for seeing Voja's hairy titties, should've gone to Gucha!

Queeria 22:47 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

Everybody goes to HollyGucha?!

ervetor 22:52 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

I'm sorry, please can you translate me across the street ?

man ray loves me 22:56 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

The devil wears Prvi Maj Pirot.

bobo 23:10 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

man ray loves me
The devil wears Prvi Maj Pirot.

To je najdziberskija majca koju sam ikada videla.Fuj.
Prvo sto mi je upalo u oci kada sam videla sliku sa njim i onim idijotom.

man ray loves me 23:19 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

To je najdziberskija majca koju sam ikada videla.

Come on now... A frizura? Besides, zar nikad nisi gledala prenos skupstine ili sportsku subotu na rtsu?

bobo 23:26 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

man ray loves me
To je najdziberskija majca koju sam ikada videla.

Come on now... A frizura? Besides, zar nikad nisi gledala prenos skupstine ili sportsku subotu na rtsu?

Povlacim rec!

man ray loves me 23:38 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

Borka izgleda ko Draguljce.

nsarski 23:40 22.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

Izvinite sto postavljam glupa pitanja - slabo navracam u Srbiju - ali, ko je drugarica plavusa?

man ray loves me 23:47 22.08.2007

drugarica plavusa

You know her - Svetlana Kitic (nasa najpoznatija rukometasica).

nsarski 23:50 22.08.2007

Re: drugarica plavusa

Ha! Pa sad sedi na klupi za rezerve? Mislim, ova frizura i garderoba nisu namenjeni dnevnom svetlu.

bobo 23:53 22.08.2007

Re: drugarica plavusa

nsarski
Ha! Pa sad sedi na klupi za rezerve? Mislim, ova frizura i garderoba nisu namenjeni dnevnom svetlu.

Wash your mouth, she's a studette (female stud) lol

Cakisa63 10:44 23.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

Can you translate me to the other page of the street :)))

Jelena 18:56 23.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

vratili ste se:))))))))))))

ijaooo kakve su. tragedija jednog naroda. fali im lidija vukicevic.

Jelica Greganović 11:25 24.08.2007

Bankrot Baba izgleda

kao da su je iz groba digli na bis.

Mama Mijata 14:44 24.08.2007

Re: voja's companion

man ray loves me
Borka izgleda ko Draguljce.

Right on!!!
hehehehe

nsarski 23:00 22.08.2007

There was a big article in

Komsomolskaya Pravda, entitled "Be like Putin", with lots of pictures featuring Putin and his beefed up body. In addition, some body building experts wrote an advice to the readers how to exercise if they want to have a torso like that. Well, to each their own. Vladimir Vladimirovich rulez!

Najzad, bolje je imati takvog predsednika nego ovog laznog kauboja:

iz Brokeback Mountain-a.

Btw, a sto se ovde prica na engleskom? Mislim, ruski bi bio adekvatniji:)

man ray loves me 23:22 22.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Zar jos uvek izlazi Komsomolskaya Pravda? Mada, sta se ja cudim. U Jagodini jos uvek izlazi 'Novi put'. (I reklamira se sloganom 'Dobar stari Novi Put')

nsarski 23:31 22.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

pa, evo:
The tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda on Wednesday published a huge color photo of the bare-chested president under the headline: "Be Like Putin." Its excuse? A guide showing exactly what exercises were required to build up a torso like the Russian leader's.

evo ceo link:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=3510730

adam weisphaut 09:39 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Najzad, bolje je imati takvog predsednika nego ovog laznog kauboja:

Da, neuporedivo bolje

Jelena 21:33 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

lazni cowboy? odale ti da je lazni?
vise volim i lazne kauboje, nego prave kageboje:)

nsarski 21:48 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Covek je rodjen u Konetiketu, imaju porodicno imanje u Maine-u, isao na fakultet u Yale (sve Istocna Obala), a u Teksas je dosao kad je izbegao da sluzi vojni rok i ode u Vijetnam.
I to kauboj?!

Born in New Haven, Connecticut, Bush was the first child of George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush. Bush was raised in Midland and Houston, Texas, with his four siblings, Jeb, Neil, Marvin, and Dorothy. Another younger sister, Robin, died in 1953 at the age of three from leukemia.[9] Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a U.S. Senator from Connecticut, and his father served as U.S. President from 1989 to 1993. He is also distantly related to President Franklin Pierce and several other presidents.

Bush attended Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts, where he played baseball, and was the head cheerleader at the all-boys school during his senior year.[10][11] Following in his father's footsteps, Bush attended Yale University, where he received a Bachelor's degree in history in 1968.[12] As a college senior, Bush became a member of the secretive Skull and Bones society. By his own characterization, Bush was an average student.[13][14]

Jelena 22:16 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Vazno je da nije demokrata, komunista, spijun i lazov:)

Radojicic 22:33 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Jelena
Vazno je da nije demokrata, komunista, spijun i lazov:)

demokrata i komunista nije, al spijun, lazov, lopov, idiot i mass killer jeste

nsarski 23:31 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Vazno je da nije demokrata, komunista, spijun i lazov:)

Demokrata:

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
- President-elect George W. Bush, December 18, 2000.

Komunista nije, ali je zato reformisani alkoholicar i Hriscanski fundamentalista.

Spijun i Lazov:

Tata mu je bio sef C.I.A. -e. A on laze da je kauboj. Ja sam u cowboy country proveo vise vremena od njega:)

You still like this guy?

bobo 23:39 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

nsarski
He is also distantly related to President Franklin Pierce and several other presidents.

...and several other lunatics.
Mislim da po Barbari vuce korene od Pierca ( onim sto je pregazio zenu konjem ).

bobo 23:47 23.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Radojicic
Jelena
Vazno je da nije demokrata, komunista, spijun i lazov:)

demokrata i komunista nije, al spijun, lazov, lopov, idiot i mass killer jeste

I kaze da je gledajuci u Putinove oci, procitao njegovu dusu :)))

nsarski 00:00 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Oho-ho, pustimo ochi da govore:))

Radojicic 00:04 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

sve kinez do kineza

Radojicic 00:11 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Juce je brilijantni genije izjavio da nije trebalo da se povuku ni iz Vjetnama jer je tek onda nastao haos tamo.

Nevena 10:36 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

nsarski
Komsomolskaya Pravda, entitled "Be like Putin", with lots of pictures featuring Putin and his beefed up body. In addition, some body building experts wrote an advice to the readers how to exercise if they want to have a torso like that. Well, to each their own. Vladimir Vladimirovich rulez!Najzad, bolje je imati takvog predsednika nego ovog laznog kauboja:iz Brokeback Mountain-a.Btw, a sto se ovde prica na engleskom? Mislim, ruski bi bio adekvatniji:)

Ovaj kauboj na fotki je bas vredan, ne stidi se prljave majice i da bude i drvoseca, ne pokazuje misice...:))))
Ali Srbijici treba sto vise ruske mafije da investira, sta ce njoj zapadni investitori, kod njih mora da se radi i postuje zakon.

Jelica Greganović 11:26 24.08.2007

Zašto

su u pidžamama?!

Jelena 12:53 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

samo sam izabrala od dva zla manje. onog malog, zutog, novopecenog pravoslavnog, bivseg i sadasnjeg kgboya...ne hvala.
kao sto vi ne volite amerikance, ili barem imate jak otpor, ja ne voliim ruse. rusi su antisemiti, a ja ne volim antisemte.
sta cu? inficirao me deda, jos davnih sedamdesetih.
no hard feelings:)))

Radojicic 12:58 24.08.2007

Re: Zašto

Jelica Greganović
su u pidžamama?!

tako se nosilo tad.
A sto su ova deca u pelenama?

kad smo vec kod beba, koja je najlepsa?

1.

PredatorPro 21:47 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Jelena
samo sam izabrala od dva zla manje. onog malog, zutog, novopecenog pravoslavnog, bivseg i sadasnjeg kgboya...ne hvala. kao sto vi ne volite amerikance, ili barem imate jak otpor, ja ne voliim ruse. rusi su antisemiti, a ja ne volim antisemte. sta cu? inficirao me deda, jos davnih sedamdesetih. no hard feelings:)))

Ja ne volim ni ruse ni amere, i jedni i drugi gledaju samo svoje interese.
Nazalost ta podela na rusofile i amerikanofile je i dovela do podele SFRJ.

Jedni ljube guzicu i uvlace se u istu, rusima, drugi amerima, a na kraju, narod ispade je..na strana.

Samo zato cenim Tita, jer je znao da i ruse i amere tako lepo izje.e, a ne kao ovi danasnji slepci, guzouvlakaci.

Queeria 23:12 24.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

Samo zato cenim Tita, jer je znao da i ruse i amere tako lepo izje.e, a ne kao ovi danasnji slepci, guzouvlakaci.

Tačno tako... Bio je genije za manipulacije :)

Jelena 23:32 25.08.2007

Re: There was a big article in

kada sam rekla ono gore , mislila sam na
map of the world according to ronald regan.

bobo 23:36 22.08.2007

slicnosti

bobo 23:37 22.08.2007

Re: slicnosti

kazao doslo mu tako.

Queeria 23:43 22.08.2007

Re: slicnosti

Pedofilija na rusko-pravoslavni način?

bobo 23:45 22.08.2007

Re: slicnosti

Queeria
Pedofilija na rusko-pravoslavni način?

Mora na nekoga da se ugleda.

sun_to_rock 11:50 23.08.2007

Re: slicnosti

Queeria
Pedofilija na rusko-pravoslavni način?

I meni se cini. Fuj!

cecas 22:04 23.08.2007

Re: slicnosti

bobo

Dali je prosle isao kod Pahomija da se ispovedi?
Razumeju se braca!

bobo 23:41 22.08.2007

Za malo da zaboravim

da cestitam na Sexy Serbian Stud montazi -ako si je ti radio, a ne sumnjam da jesi :)))

bobo 23:46 22.08.2007

Re: Za malo da zaboravim

I cestitam povratak na main page, gde bas sada?!!! :)))

Queeria 23:46 22.08.2007

Re: Za malo da zaboravim

Pa mi iz Kvirije smo svetski poznati da dobro radimo fotomontaže

Serbian Most Wanted Studs

Queeria 23:48 22.08.2007

Re: Za malo da zaboravim

bobo
I cestitam povratak na main page, gde bas sada?!!! :)))

Pa lepo ja kažeš da odlazak u monastir rešava sve probleme :)))

bobo 23:52 22.08.2007

Re: Za malo da zaboravim

Queeria
bobo
I cestitam povratak na main page, gde bas sada?!!! :)))

Pa lepo ja kažeš da odlazak u monastir rešava sve probleme :)))

Da si duze ostao i gradjanske unije bi uveli u narednih nekoliko dana.
Aj' se vrati :)))

bobo 23:58 22.08.2007

Re: Za malo da zaboravim

Queeria
Pa mi iz Kvirije smo svetski poznati da dobro radimo fotomontaže

Serbian Most Wanted Studs

Sav sam na gazdu je najbolja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hercule poirot 00:34 23.08.2007

Pedja

dzavole paparacki, kako si uspeo da se uvuces kod premijera u budoar i da ga slikas tako negliziranog?

Queeria 00:37 23.08.2007

Re: Pedja

Ne želiš da znaš šta sam sve morao da uradim da bih se uvukao u budoar... morao sam da prođem pored troglave aždaje Smajlović koja čuva budoar...

bobo 05:49 23.08.2007

More of Prvi Maj Pirot

man ray loves me 20:10 23.08.2007

Re: More of Prvi Maj Pirot

Jel ovo Mikica Djordjevic?

Maja Rabasovic 06:11 23.08.2007

Nah

I wouldn't date him. Nosi pantalone iznad pupka!

pish 07:37 23.08.2007

Bože, oprosti blogerima...b

...ne znaju što čine...

MIM 09:42 23.08.2007

Re: Bože, oprosti blogerima...b

Nesto vam je dugo trebalo ovaj put, opala koncentracija?

pish 12:46 23.08.2007

Re: Bože, oprosti blogerima...b

Opao opao ali vracam se u formu

Black Adder 09:36 23.08.2007

Brokeback Mountain (serbian way)

Queeria 12:14 23.08.2007

Re: Brokeback Mountain (serbian way)

A ko je tu koga mount-ovao?

Black Adder 13:52 23.08.2007

Brokeback Mountain (serbian way)

Pa svako svakoga. Naravno. To ti je kod nas sve uni.
Ima dobra montaža ovde:

http://dbpd.org/files/ratko%20mladic%20radovan%20karadzic%20srpski%20heroji.jpg

ali je nisam hteo standardno postaviti jer ne znam koliko su na blogu osetljivi na ovakve sadržaje.:))))
ako nekog zanima neka klikne na link, ali to radi na sopstvenu odgvornost.

Black Adder 09:39 23.08.2007

BTW

Čestitam na povratku u VIP status.
:)))

Queeria 12:12 23.08.2007

Re: BTW

Hvala, hvala :)) Opet dišemo čist VIP vazduh :))

adam weisphaut 09:44 23.08.2007

Eh Pedja nista ti nije sveto.

Niti premijer, niti Putin Cekaj samo da te se Politika masi! A tek Kurir

Queeria 12:12 23.08.2007

Re: Eh Pedja nista ti nije sveto.

Pa Kurir mi je već dosadio... Vreme je za napredak... Politika here we cum :)

adam weisphaut 12:28 23.08.2007

Re: Eh Pedja nista ti nije sveto.

Samo se ti zezaj, Kad te domina Ugrica dohvati, sam si kriv

ceda_urosevic 09:54 23.08.2007

Where is Vuk?

Ju vant to translejt as trsti akros d voter

pish 14:44 23.08.2007

Input

njam!

sun_to_rock 14:49 23.08.2007

Re: Input

ej, pish, kako si to montirala Putinovu glavu na Pedjicino telo?
:)))

bobo 14:50 23.08.2007

Re: Input

pish

njam!

Sta mu to prstenje pretstavlja?

sun_to_rock 14:52 23.08.2007

Re: Input

Sta mu to prstenje pretstavlja?

Ma zeldi..
:)

pish 14:58 23.08.2007

Re: Input

To je bio Boban

A evo ga i Pedja

cmooooooooox

sun_to_rock 15:10 23.08.2007

Re: Input

Ti, Pish, nemas pojma. Ovo nije Pedja!!

pish 15:15 23.08.2007

Re: Input

Dragi sun_to_rock,

ne poznajes žensku dušu....

Queeria 16:00 23.08.2007

Re: Input

Ja mislis da se mali Putke sprema za manekensku karijeru kad prestane da bude predsednik... Eno ga i Gorbačev manekeniše - reklamira Lui Vuitton... Izgleda da je to neka tradicija kod ruskih predsednika?

pish 16:18 23.08.2007

Re: Input

Ma jel to Gorbačev Isusa ti???

Koji baja!

sun_to_rock 16:24 23.08.2007

.

pish 16:24 23.08.2007

Re: Input

mada, ko mu brani da se manekeniše dok je jos...

pish 16:26 23.08.2007

:)

Jelica Greganović 11:28 24.08.2007

Niko

nema šta Rus ima...kakav pogled! Opčarata sam...

dunjica 17:24 24.08.2007

Re: Input

Vec pisu script za Putinovo manekenisanje

nemanjag 15:02 23.08.2007

QUEERIA'S BACK!!! YAY!!!

so glad to read your blog again...

btw. isn't it more appropriate to write in the language of the blog? like using cyrillic letters when filling in a form, or smtg like that... i don't know...

anyways, i believe you outshined jasmina at least because of the 'draskovic' remark... hilarious! :-D

perfect partner for our pm - mr. vuk bojovic ...
the first one likes owls, the other one looks like one...
perfect...

Black Adder 15:09 23.08.2007

Re: QUEERIA'S BACK!!! YAY!!!

nemanjag
so glad to read your blog again...

btw. isn't it more appropriate to write in the language of the blog? like using cyrillic letters when filling in a form, or smtg like that... i don't know...

anyways, i believe you outshined jasmina at least because of the 'draskovic' remark... hilarious! :-D

perfect partner for our pm - mr. vuk bojovic ...
the first one likes owls, the other one looks like one...
perfect...

And our PM likes cats too. Love for "animals" is a missing link.

nemanjag 15:12 23.08.2007

Re: QUEERIA'S BACK!!! YAY!!!

hehe...

Queeria 16:01 23.08.2007

Re: QUEERIA'S BACK!!! YAY!!!

We are back, We are back :))

Kazezoze 16:33 23.08.2007

hehe,

je li uslov da predjesh na glavnu stranicu, medju "odabrane' bio da napishesh blog na engleskom?
u svakom sluchaju si to dobro uradio, veselo, kako sam i navikao od tebe

))

Queeria 16:37 23.08.2007

Re: hehe,

Da, to je bio kao nemogući zadatak - ako napišeš blog na engleskom vraćamo te na naslovnu... Ja sam sve iznenadio, napisao blog i morali su da održe datu reč :)

Dusan _ Silni 19:00 23.08.2007

Re: hehe,

Putin je jos jednom demonstrirao svoju i moc Rusije. Nakon manje od 24 casa o objavljivanu veoma afimartivnog teksta o Putinu, Queeriji je vracen vip status. Kako nezvanicno saznajemo u predsednik Rusije je kasno sinoc razgovarao sa predstavnicima Srpske vlasti i izrazio zadovoljstvo saznanjem da se na njega u Srbiji pale i zene i muskarci i stari i mladi neko na Njet i nuklearne bojeve glave neko na misice.

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