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TRUMP FOR SERBIA!

Chris Farmer RSS / 22.01.2016. u 12:11

There is a solution to every problem.

While America is reeling and holding its head at the thought of Donald Trump as a possible 45th President of the United States, so too is Serbia biting its nails to see who will come out on top of the extraordinary one-party elections coming soon to this country.

I think you see where I am going with this...

It is a perfect solution for both countries, when you think about it. Serbia, whose multiparty system is a shambles with any kind of opposition parties hiding behind rocks and bushes taking pot shots at each other, needs another candidate to oppose Absolute Vucic (name patent pending). And the US, whose upcoming November elections offer a field of the bland and boring, on one side, and the prospect of Trumperica (name patent pending) on the other, needs to find a new hobby for Trump.

Strategic Wisdom says: Bring Trump here!

The exciting song and dance of Trump's electoral campaign, as well as his personal platform that ranges from the incomprehensible to the inconceivable, would be a perfect tonic for the foregone conclusion of Absolute Vucic's election plans.

Both are pastmasters of bombast, balderdash, and bluster. Neither of them are afraid to bend the facts to suit their purposes. The contest would be loud and exciting and fun for the whole country!

Who knows if the reign of Absolute Vucic would remain absolute anyway, but in the meantime, it would at least give us a reason to listen and to go out and cast a vote.

 

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Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 12:31 22.01.2016

Сербиа

taking pot shots at each other


тејкин д шотс фром д пот ов ич адр
babmilos babmilos 12:35 22.01.2016

.

Not funny.
Chris Farmer Chris Farmer 12:39 22.01.2016

Re: .

Of course not!
mitar.popovic mitar.popovic 14:01 22.01.2016

Re: .

@babmilos

unlike.
cikaron cikaron 13:14 22.01.2016

ПОДРЖАВАМ ТРАМПА

Искључиво због његових ставова око бомбардовања Србије и ставова око Косова.

Толико.
vlad_aleksh vlad_aleksh 13:43 22.01.2016

Живео

Живео Доналд Трамп и светска револуција,
живео информбиро и његова резолуција!!!
Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 14:17 22.01.2016

Re: Живео

vlad_aleksh
Живео Доналд Трамп и светска револуција,
живео информбиро и његова резолуција!!!


не зна можда човек за ову химну Врачарополиса...



mitar.popovic mitar.popovic 13:45 22.01.2016

Bad Analogy

Let's not insult Trump by comparing him to Vucic.

Not that I'm a big fan of Trump.

But Trump is the most interesting pop culture phenomenon I've ever cared to follow.

Narcissist Among Automatons
svarog svarog 14:00 22.01.2016

Dačke

vizionar< LINK
anja99 anja99 14:19 22.01.2016

onokad

sam pre za Trampa nego za Hilari i znam - zadnje vreme došlo
Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 14:43 22.01.2016

Re: onokad

ovi Ameri su šturi na rečima, ali mi je zanimljivo potpuno da li su Srbi i pre Dinastije Klinton bili pro-republikanski nastrojeni. naravno, potpuno je logično da Srbi ne vole DS i Klintone, samo se pitam da li je tako bilo i pre? ako ne grešim, Vojnovich, Panich, Blagojevich, svi su bili DS?
anja99 anja99 15:00 22.01.2016

Re: onokad

potpuno je logično da Srbi ne vole DS i Klintone


e ne pitaj za Klintone, daleko im lepa bela kuća, al Kenedijeve smo voleli, jel?
apacherosepeacock apacherosepeacock 15:37 22.01.2016

Re: onokad

anja99
sam pre za Trampa nego za Hilari i znam - zadnje vreme došlo


+ 1 jebote.
Ko god samo ne ta bitanga od zenskog Klintona tuznog primerka ljudskog roda.
anja99 anja99 15:52 22.01.2016

Re: onokad

+ 1 jebote.
Ko god samo ne ta bitanga od zenskog Klintona tuznog primerka ljudskog roda.




skroz scary.
tyson tyson 18:33 22.01.2016

Re: onokad

e ne pitaj za Klintone, daleko im lepa bela kuća, al Kenedijeve smo voleli, jel?

Godišnjak za društvenu istoriju, godina XIV, sveska 1-3, Beograd, 2007.
Milorad Lazić
Ubistvo Džona F. Kenedija u svetlu jugoslovenske štampe, 107-127.

(klik na link)


Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 19:24 24.01.2016

Re: onokad

tyson
e ne pitaj za Klintone, daleko im lepa bela kuća, al Kenedijeve smo voleli, jel?

Godišnjak za društvenu istoriju, godina XIV, sveska 1-3, Beograd, 2007.
Milorad Lazić
Ubistvo Džona F. Kenedija u svetlu jugoslovenske štampe, 107-127.

(klik na link)




vrlo kool pisanie, e kada smo docekali da odvrnes ti malo slavinu znanja, a besplatno!
Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 19:48 24.01.2016

Re: onokad

misteriozna nadvlada, the Syndicate... ali Jozo Karamatic, Смрт у Даласу, na guslama, lud'lo!

must hear,

st.jepan st.jepan 14:57 22.01.2016

Democracy sucks!

.
nsarski nsarski 16:20 22.01.2016

Re: Democracy sucks!

st.jepan
.

Oh, c'mon! Trump is the man of the people. At least of some people.
st.jepan st.jepan 18:55 22.01.2016

Re: Democracy sucks!

nsarski
st.jepan
.

Oh, c'mon! Trump is the man of the people. At least of some people.

Misliš ono, vox populi - vox dei?
Ne uvek.
Dapače, skoro nikad.
nsarski nsarski 11:46 23.01.2016

Re: Democracy sucks!

st.jepan
nsarski
st.jepan
.

Oh, c'mon! Trump is the man of the people. At least of some people.

Misliš ono, vox populi - vox dei?
Ne uvek.
Dapače, skoro nikad.

Ма, не. Само иронија
Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 20:46 24.01.2016

Re: Democracy sucks!

ноуп, хјуман мисинтерпритејшо ов зе димокраси сак, димокраси хрселв зе куул.

него, мислим да Старина Унф греши што нас боледе уво шта ће и ко ће. ако дођу клиће, угасили смо, јер то значи још 4 године њихових заташкавања злодела по Балкану која су начинили, и то углавном против Српског Интереса. а ако дође Донтча, ипак смо у кудикамо изгледнијој ситуацији, посебно ако му будемо гурали Пионирке с Јуес заставицама под нос. интерсантна околнос би бијо Берни, који је куул, грацки лик, оно, уоркинг клесиз уајдер фридомз, а'л је питање шта и колк'о он може, са својом социјалном наиветом спроћу Клића...

тако да, ениуејз, Farmer buddy, please do send us many bands for gigs in following yrs, B-grade, Exitfest n Nishville likely!



feliks.krul feliks.krul 15:28 22.01.2016

"Džoker" is "Trump" in Serbian

We already have our trump card.


Joker

Besides we got an American ace up our sleeve.



As regards imperfect democracies, look into your own back garden. Please remind us how much does it cost to run for President in the US? May the richest man win!
G.Cross G.Cross 17:16 22.01.2016

Re: "Džoker" is "Trump" in Serbian

As regards imperfect democracies, look into your own back garden. Please remind us how much does it cost to run for President in the US? May the richest man win!


E pa tu je razlika. Ne sudim sta je bolje ali je razlicito.

Kod njih nabogatiji pobedjuju na izborima.
Kod nas pobednici na izborima postaju najbogatiji.

tyson tyson 18:34 22.01.2016

Trump for AV


Accepted only if we do a swap.


Atomski mrav Atomski mrav 20:20 22.01.2016

Re: Trump for AV

Unfuckable Unfuckable 01:20 23.01.2016

msm

so too is Serbia biting its nails to see who will come out on top of the extraordinary one-party elections coming soon to this country.


pazi kad nas bole kurac
jkt2010 jkt2010 01:52 23.01.2016

Re: so

Unfuckable
so too is Serbia biting its nails to see who will come out on top of the extraordinary one-party elections coming soon to this country.

pazi kad nas bole kurac

Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 20:14 24.01.2016

Re: msm

Unfuckable
so too is Serbia biting its nails to see who will come out on top of the extraordinary one-party elections coming soon to this country.


pazi kad nas bole kurac


јес, ал' овај Донче делује да је слаб на Словенке (припаднице словенских народа), 'рани пионирке, тутни САД заставице у руке, пак шаљи на пријеме, Србија се умирит' не може.
tasadebeli tasadebeli 10:13 24.01.2016

Близанци

Не знам, људи, али мени овај Трамп много, али баш много, личи на Шешеља.




Srđan Fuchs Srđan Fuchs 20:21 24.01.2016

Re: Близанци

ма, човек игра само на емоције ретардираног народа тамо, којег је срећом по Дончета много, тако да има шаје да добије Мадам Клићу... мени Берни делује kool, социјалдемократа и љев'чар, кол'ко се то може бити у њиховом System-y.

tasadebeli tasadebeli 20:41 24.01.2016

Re: Близанци

Srđan Fuchs

ма, човек игра само на емоције ретардираног народа тамо



То ти кажем... А свестан је и сам да у систему није ништа вишe од једног Чворовића, тек један од украса у букету, па се ни сам нешто и не заноси превише... Њега неће бирати сигурно...


zaharaga zaharaga 12:46 24.01.2016

Trump Vucic with finesse


Indeed, Donald Trump would be a very welcome whiff of fresh air on the rancid Serbian political scene!


Donald Trump is a business man who has earned plenty of money before entering politics.

Serbian politicians, most of them, have never worked, and have earned plenty of money after they have been in power.


Donald Trump is brave enough to state the obvious in plain, straightforward way. And this is a cause of great consternation!

Serbian politicians avoid to state their position but say they are everything to everyone. They just lie and lie so much that nobody takes them seriously anymore.


The policies of Donald Trump are perhaps "incomprehensible" and "inconceivable", but those are his policies.

Serbian politicians have no policy. None of them. Except, of course, the policy of wide spread corruption and embezzlement.


Besides, Donald Trump's policies are all for the benefit of Amerika. For the benefit of the country and of the people of America.

The only official political platform circulating in Serbia is the one imposed by the Western powers after the aggression of 1999, and so eagerly embraced by devious perfidious double-dealing hypocrits. The consequence of the 15 year long application of this deleterious political platform is the physical destruction of the country, the crumbling of the society and culture, and the terminal suffering of the people of Serbia.


True, there is already enough of bombast, balderdash, and bluster in Serbia. But taking into acount all else, some more from Donald Trump will not worsen the state of affairs a bit, and may even result in turning the things for the better here.

I do not know who will win the presidential elections in America, and I do not care. But I should like to see someone like Donald Trump on the political offer in Serbia. It would certainly bring some good.

gavrilo1 gavrilo1 14:59 26.01.2016

sedi 1


iza Trampa stoje milijarde
iza Vucica stoje 90te

ovaj prvi ima sto narod voli ovaj drugi sto ne voli

ali dzaba

tolika je razlika u ta dva lika

Arhiva

   

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