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Heads or Tails

Chris Farmer RSS / 02.06.2010. u 14:11

SLAVONSKI BROD, CROATIA. Life makes for bad reading. Our daily stories do not have connecting plot lines, suspense and denouements, consequential trains of thought. Aristotle said stories should have beginnings, middles, and ends.

But life has only the middle.

Thus it is with this little Saga of Slavonia. Things just keep happening. With each flip of the coin, heads counter tails, tails best heads. And even though I am still in the middle of it, a certain heads-or-tails pattern emerges....

Heads: I made it to Zagreb yesterday in excellent time, early for my meeting

Tails: I got lost inside Zagreb for an hour and was late for my meeting.

Heads: I parked badly and asked meter guy how I should pay. He said don't worry (seeing I was a foreigner) that he would mark me paid and he walked 100 meters out of his way to show me where I should go for my meeting.

Tails: When I returned to the car there was a fat parking ticket.

Heads: After an excellent and useful meeting, I took again to the road, in good time to get home at a decent hour.

Tails: About an hour or so out of Zagreb, in Slavonski Brod, my car superheated and told me to stop.

Heads: The tow truck got to me within about 5 minutes.

Tails: It was the beginning of a 36-plus hour wait (in the middle of which I sit still).

Tails: no way to fix it tonight

Tails: MAYBE by tomorrow

Heads: They brought me to a little hotel (I am sure this was organized and happened many times before) where I should wait. The hotel was nice, clean, and not a bad place to wait.

Tails: I had no other choice in the matter anyway.

Tails: I had not brought my chargers for computer or phone and my batteries were dying

Heads: Some other guest forgot his Nokia charger and I could use it.

If you try to tie all this together and make a Story out of it, you will come up short. The elements are all here for the plotline of a familiar movie. Out of town city guy gets stuck in the country side of another country, at the mercy of local gangster car mechanics and unable to return home.

By rights, if I wanted the story to end correctly, I should by now have made friends with all the local townspeople, organized a theatre event, saved a small child from being hit by a passing car, and be carried triumphantly on the shoulders of my new friends to my car which is working better than ever and for which the mechanic decides not to charge me!

Yeah, right...

Funny the things which can occur in the idle mind as it waits for the inevitable.

If I am still here by tomorrow at this time, be sure a new script will be ready for submission. Sadly my computer batteries will be long since dead and no one will hear my story.

Greetings and farewell from Slavonia!

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reanimator reanimator 14:15 02.06.2010

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Aleksandar Vasović Aleksandar Vasović 15:31 02.06.2010

new report




jinks jinks 15:49 02.06.2010

There was

the blog in English few years ago here, in which the author has written the similar story (with a beginning, middle and end). The beginning was identical … a broken car. In the middle he was repeatedly called off by a mechanic for several weeks. And at the end he got the car with the different, much older and worn off motor.

Consequently, he was inquiring is there any way that he can get his old motor back, by any cost.
Chris Farmer Chris Farmer 23:12 02.06.2010

Re: There was

talicni talicni 18:20 02.06.2010

Risky drive

Going to Croatia with serbian plates has always been an adventure.
mikimedic mikimedic 23:04 02.06.2010

Re: Risky drive

Going to Croatia with serbian plates has always been an adventure.


ajde?
Milutin Milošević Milutin Milošević 22:27 02.06.2010

Tails

Here is some music from accross Sava to shorten the waiting

Chris Farmer Chris Farmer 22:48 02.06.2010

Re: Tails

ok ok! I am back already! Stop the music!

Milutin Milošević Milutin Milošević 22:58 02.06.2010

Re: Tails

I said: Tails
myredneckself myredneckself 10:46 03.06.2010

Heads you win, tails I lose

Things just keep happening. With each flip of the coin, heads counter tails, tails best heads.


Once in a while just flipping the coin once, and ohh... great! Other times, flipping and flipping…
( It seems my idle hand have to repair ceiling in a recently painted tiny room near the attic. I couldn't control a roof leak while Eyjafjallajokull's rain is falling.)
Whole ceiling, or part of it?
Flipping and flipping, heads or tails – who knows?
Seems I do.
Greetings from the attic!
Chris Farmer Chris Farmer 10:55 03.06.2010

Re: Heads you win, tails I lose

The problem I have with coin flipping.... is that often if I do not like the outcome I will reflip ad infinitum and usually the result is an unending Rosencranz-and-Guildenstern series of heads!

Good luck with the fallout.
myredneckself myredneckself 16:41 03.06.2010

Re: Heads you win, tails I lose

an unending Rosencranz-and-Guildenstern series of heads!






The problem I have with coin flipping.... is that often if I do not like the outcome I will reflip ad infinitum

This is a way to discover what we truly wish

PS
Thank you, I'm OK, just lack a paper hat
vishnja92 vishnja92 18:22 03.06.2010

Re: Heads you win, tails I lose

unending Rosencranz-and-Guildenstern series of heads!


Chris Farmer Chris Farmer 08:07 04.06.2010

Tally

The final numbers, now that I have effected my escape from the floodplains of Slavonia and have adequately recovered:

Time planned for the trip:
3.5 hours up;
4 hours meeting plus lunch;
3.2 hours back (it always faster going home)
Total: 10.7 hours

Time consumed for the trip:
3.5 hours up
1 hour lostness
4 hours meeting plus lunch (ah! something according to plan!)
1 hour to Slavonski Brod
26 hours repair time
2 hours back
Total: 37.5 hours

And let’s not run the numbers on expenses!

Please.
jednatanja jednatanja 09:22 04.06.2010

Re: Tally

You seemed to have stayed cool throughout -heads. For me, there would be a few more tails including the fact that women in general are easy prey for auto mechanics imagination and wallets...

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