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jasnaz RSS / 24.05.2011. u 20:47

 

Hleb od mrvica 14052011263.jpg

slatko od reči

melem od blata

radni naziv: kitolovština

odgovara: bolovi u nogama

 

Оni kojima je dobrodošlo raspevavaju: nekabije nekabije

Оni koje je snašlo dobuju prstima po ostatku i propuštaju provereno 'od ludaka',

na note 'nepoznatog autora'.


Ušećerio mi se duvan, sve dim po dim ispušta: na karamelu i snove o uzvodnom uzleđnom.......

Znamo li ko to najbolje? Onaj koji ne ume?

 

I da zaključim: nije bila namera. Razumemo se: sa kitom u mislima.

 

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U dnu piše: pazi da te ne izmisli delatnik ustajale mašte: baletanke sa mirisom buđi prave žuljeve. I taman kad nos odustane, zarezi se pretvore u miševe. Кo bi tu bi.

Pitanje odustaje.

Poslažu se kozice: strojevim korakom u sos od naslanog vina i dva cela za prsten pri kraju ničega.

 

Nego vam se dođem, blizu, sasvim blizu vašeg, pomirišem i dodam: ne prepoznajem ali je sasvim izvesno da ste u dobrom štimungu. I šta bih sad sa tim? Isto što i vi. Čuvajte kita, miševi će progristi ulaze, ali ulaza više biti neće nego hoće

 

Ma, može i uzvičnik

, za umakanje

I vidividi: u sexa su tanke noge

 

 

A za one sklone jednostavnom i jasnom: pazite šta radite sa svojom dobrotom

 

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Umal’ zaboravih: kitove imate i da unajmite:

na sat ili na kilo

 

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4krofnica 4krofnica 21:11 24.05.2011

smisla

radi, Bobu je danas 70ti rodjendan:)



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'It's a hungry world out there....
....So if you got a light, hold it high for me!'





+ LOUD&CLEAR: [Don't take my kindness for weakness]
mirelarado mirelarado 21:46 24.05.2011

Re: smisla

radi...




I vidividi: u sexa su tanke noge





blogovatelj blogovatelj 06:29 25.05.2011

Re: smisla

radi...




Radi.. I stafeta se prenosi dalje...
AlexDunja AlexDunja 21:15 24.05.2011

:))

smisla svakako ima


da ne bude poslednji okrugli!
docsumann docsumann 21:52 24.05.2011

((O))

LOV NA KITA

Žak Prever

U lov na kita, u lov na kita,
Govorio je otac gnevnim glasom
Sinu Srećku pod šifonjerom,
U lov na kita, u lov na kita
Što nećeš
Da ideš, ej?
A što da lovim to živinče,
Ništa mi nije učinilo, tata,
Idi, ćale, lovi sam,
Kad ti se sviđa,
Ja više volim d’ ostanem kod kuće s majkom
I bata-Gasom.
I otac na svom kitolovcu potpuno sam brodi
Po uzburkanoj vodi…
Otac na moru,
Sin kod kuće,
Kit van sebe.
Čorbaluk supe vruće
Prevrnu bata-Gasa.
Bura bila strašna,
Supa bila slasna.
Srećko seo pa se vajko:
Što ne odoh u lov, majko,
U lov na kita?
Zar priliku retku ja da upropastim
I brkove svoje kitom ne omastim?
Al’ otvoriše se odnekuda vrata -
Mokar i zadihan pojavi se tata
Sa kitom na ramenu.
I na sto kita tresnu, životinju lepu
Plavooku,
Što se ne viđa svakodnevno
Pa reče plačevno:
Šta žurite, požurite,
Isecite ga, gladan sam, ‘oću da jedem.
Ali naš Srećko ustade kao od bede,
Pogleda svoga oca u beonjače,
U beonjače plavih očiju,
Plavih kao u plavookog kita.
A što jadno živinče da sečem kad mi
Ništa nije učinilo?
Neću, uzmite moj deo, reče.
I na zemlju baci nož,
A kit nož dograbi kako ga opazi
I na oca jurnu, skroz ga proburazi.
Joj, joj, reče bata-Gasa.
Ovo meni na lov liči kad se love leptirići.
I evo
Evo Srećka gde čitulju sprema.
Dok majka zbog muža crninu oblači,
Kit dom razoreni gleda okom plačnim.
I odjednom zakuka:
Zašto ubih jadnog smetenjaka?
Goniće me odsad sila motornjaka,
Istrebiće celu moju retku felu.
Nasmejavši se preteće
Uputi se ka vratima,
Udovici uzgred reče:
Gospođo, ako me neko potraži,
Budite ljubazni i recite:
Kit je izašao, izvolite sesti
I sačekajte ga ako vam ne smeta
Vratiće se opet kroz petnaest leta…
myredneckself myredneckself 22:52 24.05.2011

Стеј, лејди, стеј...

Poslažu se kozice: strojevim korakom u sos od naslanog vina





...онда уживанција, иако шкрипи (Нешвил, 1969)
jasnaz
myredneckself myredneckself 23:16 24.05.2011

Re: Стеј, лејди, стеј...

baletanke sa mirisom buđi


i ponekom kapi krvi, bogme
blogovatelj blogovatelj 06:22 25.05.2011

Re: ((O))

LOV NA KITA


I Bobi je lovio kita davne 1965. Samo je pre toga konzumirao svasta, pa mu se svasta i izdesavalo...


Bob Dylan's 115th Dream

I was riding on the Mayflower when I thought I spied some land
I yelled for to Captain Arab, I'll have ya understand
Who came running to the deck, said, "Boys, forget the whale
We're goin' over yonder, cut the engines, change the sails"
'Haul on that bowline' we sang that melody
Like all tough sailors do when they're far away at sea

"I think I'll call it America." I said as we hit land
I took a deep breath, I fell down, I could not stand
Captain Arab, he starting writing out some deeds
He said, "Let's set up a fort and start buying the place with beads"
Just then a cop come down the street crazy as a loon
And throws us all in jail for carryin' harpoons

Aw, me, I busted out, don't even ask me how
I went to get some help, I walked by a Guernsey cow
Who directed me down to the Bowery slums
Where people carried signs around sayin' 'Ban the bums'
I jumped right in line, sayin', "I hope that I'm not late"
When I realized I hadn't eaten for five days straight

I went into a restaurant lookin' for the cook
I told him I was the editor of a famous etiquette book
The waitress he was handsome, he wore a powder blue cape
I ordered up some suzette, I said, "Could you please make that crepe?"
Just then the whole kitchen exploded from boiling fat
Food was flyin' everywhere, I left without my hat

Now I didn't mean to be nosey but I went into a bank
To get some bail for Arab and all the boys back in the tank
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants
They threw me in the alley, when up comes this girl from France
Who invited me to her house, I went, but she had a friend
Who knocked me out an' robbed my boots an' was I on the street again

Well I arrived upon a house with a U.S. flag upon display
I said, "Could you help me out? I got some friends down the way"
The man says, "Get out of here, I'll tear you limb from limb"
I said "You know, they refused Jesus, too." He said "You're not him
Get out of here before I break your bones, I ain't your pop"
I decided to have him arrested and I went looking for a cop

I ran right outside and hopped inside a cab
I went out the other door, this English man said "Fab!"
As he saw me leap a hotdog stand and a chariot that stood
Parked across from a building advertising brotherhood
I ran right through the front door like a hobo sailor does
But it was just a funeral parlor and the man asked me who I was

I repeated that my friends were all in jail, with a sigh
He gave me his card, he said, "Call me if they die"
I shook his hand and said goodbye, ran out to the street
When a bowling ball came down the road and knocked me off my feet
A pay phone was ringin' and it just about blew my mind
When I picked it up an' said "Hello", this foot came through the line

Well about this time I was fed up at trying to make a stab
At bringin' back any help for my friends and Captain Arab
I decided to flip a coin, like either heads or tails
Would let me know if I should go back to ship or back to jail
So I hocked my sailor's suit an' I got a coin to flip
It came up tails, it rhymed with sails, so I made it back to the ship

Well I got back and took the parking ticket off the mast
I was ripping it to shreds when this Coast Guard boat went past
They asked me my name and I said, "Captain Kidd"
They believed me but they wanted to know exactly that I did
I said, "For the Pope of Eyruke I was employed"
They let me go right away, they were very paranoid

Well the last I heard of Arab he was stuck on the whale
That was married to the Deputy Sheriff of the jail
But the funniest thing was when I was leavin' the bay
I saw three ships sailing, they were all heading my way
So I asked the Captain what his name was
An' how come he didn't drive a truck?
He said his name was Columbus an' I just said, "Good luck"
Jelena Pavlović Jelena Pavlović 12:51 25.05.2011

Re: ((O))javascript:;


Bob Dylan's 115th Dream

mikele9 mikele9 22:58 24.05.2011

kitove imate i da unajmite

Moji komentari se ovim završavaju – kit mi na suvom, idem da vidim kako da rešimo okean.




Jelena Pavlović Jelena Pavlović 23:17 24.05.2011

Covek jos uvek gradi svoju piramidu

trener92 trener92 23:21 24.05.2011

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Moji komentari se ovim završavaju – kit mi na suvom, idem da vidim kako da rešimo okean.


I`d... .
razmisljam razmisljam 01:04 25.05.2011

Океани

се решавају пажљиво, најпажљивије - кап по кап.



Да кита не боли:)
kick68 kick68 01:37 25.05.2011

Kita boli more

blogovatelj blogovatelj 06:15 25.05.2011

I ja sam tu...

blogovatelj blogovatelj 06:49 25.05.2011

Poznat po mnogo cemu

Pa i po tome da je prvi napusio Bitlse i tako doprineo da naprave ono sto su napravili

snezana mihajlovic snezana mihajlovic 11:44 25.05.2011

smiš.ljala

i našla:



na sat ili na kilo
myredneckself myredneckself 17:19 25.05.2011

Prazno

snezana mihajlovic
i našla:



na sat ili na kilo


Epilog, kozice i vino
i ja našla

snezana mihajlovic snezana mihajlovic 14:35 25.05.2011

za onu




što je završila
s komentarima...
a.bojovic a.bojovic 17:40 25.05.2011

Re: za onu

jasnaz jasnaz 22:49 25.05.2011

u)mesto mene




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naJste




vishnja92 vishnja92 06:38 26.05.2011

eh jasna

zen majstor: ne gadja a gadja, postrance i pravo u centar :)

kao i uvek.
jasnaz jasnaz 18:36 29.05.2011

pločica

Mora da postoji neko objašnjenje.
Nismo se razumeli? Neko je želeo nešto drugo?
Neko je sigurno želeo nešto drugo.

Mora da postoji neko objašnjenje.
Ljudi!
Mora da postoji neko objašnjenje. Da se smesti stolica. I jastuk.
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Do tada:

1. Uvesti obavezu nošenja pločice sa ugraviranim preciznim sadržajem reči Ljubav, po slobodnom ali autentičnom izboru vlasnika. Oko vrata. U svrhu smanjenja povreda. Slučajnih i namernih.
2. Učiti ispijanje gorkog. Na ivici mogućeg. Zlu trebalo, vama još manje. Kratki gutljaji. I osmeh.
3. Obavezno osmeh. Naočare za sunce. I pesma o pticama.
4. Istovremeno: gajiti nešto važno, lepo i zaobljeno. Nešto oko čega se može koristiti energija koju vežbanje ispijanja bitera proizvodi.
5. Dalje: biti blag prema onima koji za gorko nisu čuli, a upravo su popili veću dozu. Pogled u kome se vidi Ništa je taj strašan vrtlog zabezeka od gorkog bez vežbe. Pomoć neophodna.
6. Proveravati svoju pločicu. Blagovremeno menjati tekst! Moliti bližnje da ne žmure.
7. Najteže (traži se retko; neophodne pripreme): bićete pozvani da
gravere lažnih pločica uvodite u scene gledanja. Na neophodnom odstojanju, uz prigodnu tišinu. Bez dekora. Sudije nisu predviđene. Ipak: neko mora da organizuje završnu scenu.

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